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 Last night Los Angeles played host to the ESPY awards, which were full of sexy-ass big, tall and weathy men who like to date hoochies. Damn it, what we wouldn’t have done to have been there. 

Here are a few of the footballing community who came out to represent for their sport: David and Victoria Beckham, Freddy Adu and Cristiano Ronaldo.

The show was compèred by Justin Timberlake, and he had the following to say to Becks while doing one of his monologues:

“Dude, I got to give you props. Single-handedly you made soccer in America this much more popular,” Timberlake said, holding his thumb and index finger an inch apart. “I call it soccer because in America we already have a game dudes play called football.”

Hmm.  Way to play the football/soccer joke, JT. That’s never been done before.

Side snark: For those of you who say Becks is too girly-metrosexual for your liking, please take particular note of the pic of him with actor Zac Effron.  He looks positively unwashed caveman next to Zackette.